Get rid of the Confederate Flag !
It's divisive and reminds us of slavery !
Remove Confederate Statues -
Rename Confederate Parks
Get rid of Hoop Skirts ---
(Bla - Bla - Bla )
On and on it goes, get rid of this - get rid of that - yeeeesh,
I got an Idea, lets get to the root of the problem
LETS ABOLISH COTTON !
After all, that's what started the whole mess !
I'm sure we have enough synthetic materials as well as wool to cover the situation !